me:
PRND321
car:
beep STOP! beep STOP! beep STOP! beep STOP! beep STOP!
me:
40 MPH, 44 MPH, 50 MPH
car:
beep EMISSIONS WORKSHOP! beep CHECK ENGINE
me:
NO RIGHT TURN
car:
ABS [!]
me:
EXIT 8
car:
ASR [!]
beep BRAKE FAULT
me:
65 MPH
car:
STOP! BRAKE FAULT STOP! BRAKE FAULT STOP!
me:
Cruise control
car:
33 F 13 Min
me:
[sigh]
car:
beep EMISSIONS WORKSHOP! beep CHECK ENGINE beep EMISSIONS WORKSHOP beep CHECK ENGINE
STOP!
me:
Fuck you! [turns radio on full blast]
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Don't you just hate it when even your car tries to act superior to you!
Very funny!
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